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Giant Herbs and Tea
Mandate Chai
Mandate Chai
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$18.00 USD
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A hawthorn berry, cardamom, and nutmeg chai.
Do your part and have this chai!
Did you know that 95% of the people that don't like chai are holding back the rest of us?
Chai is the answer!
And guess what? There are no long term side effects. In fact, you can party like its 1999!
If you don't want chai? Then "get out of the way!" because this chai is going to save humanity!*
Forget freedom, drink chai! It will make you feel right as rain!
Best served hot and steaming with a side of shame.
*This transfers billions of tax dollars from governments to private corporations. This chai paid for by the Ministry of Truth, the British Nudge Factory, and the World Chai Organization.
Ingredients: Organic Assam tea, hawthorn berry, organic cardamom, nutmeg, organic cinnamon chips, licorice root, mulberry leaf, orange peel, Polygonum multiflorum (root), organic ginger, and Salvia miltiorrhiza (root).
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